Me: I want to fall in love with a regular girl! Octopus God: Black-haired bottoms who think they're straight are the best!

Toru Kitagawa, a transfer student, has a mission. That mission is to be the partner of Akabane, the guy in the way of the main couple in the Octopus God's BL world, Ooji and Anri. Toru wants to fall in love with a girl and he doesn't even believe in gods! But the god insists that Akabane is so overwhelmed by his feelings that he might perform some criminal acts, and Toru's bleeding heart takes over so he becomes Akabane's friend in order to help him. However, the god has also told Akabane about the situation, so he treats Toru coldly, saying, "I want to stay in love with Anri." And yet, Akabane's heart keeps fluttering at Toru's actions...!